Brighton the Musical: The Lyrics: A Booklet

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A booklet containing 50 of the plumpest song lyrics from the show.

We are Brightonians, my friends

We live by the sea but don’t go in.

So cosmopolitan

My mum’s a lesbian

Healthy and wholesome

Yes, we are Brightonians

Born and bred.

- WE ARE BRIGHTONIANS

This show has survived

- the merger with Hove,

- the disappearance of Hanningtons

- and the pedestrianisation of George Street.

This book is a social document of our times

containing as it does ...

a picture of a transvestite

a large smuttering of expletives

and an over-use of the F word. (Forfars)

This collection of lyrics

gives a totally biased and unfair reflection of Brighton and it’s surrounding areas from 1990 to the present day. It is cram packed with stereo-types and should be kept well away from kids who are vulnerable to rhymes such as 'Whitehawk' with 'right hook'.