Guestbook

Hi Terry! I just stumbled across your musical on youtube, and I'm so sad to see you're performing the last one this March! I have family in Portslade, and it was always a "special treat" to take the bus to Brighton. I'll always love Brighton&Hove, and you definitely pinpointed all of the hilarious quirks that makes the area so great. You had me crying from laughing so hard! I live and go to university in the states (Atlanta, Georgia), but if I could find any way to, I'd come and see your last show in Brighton! Best wishes from a new, young fan! xoxo

Hi Terry, I just wanted to say that 'The Last Bus To Whitehawk' show was my favourite radio show of all time. It was brilliant entertainment and I would even try to tune in to a muffled version whilst I was on duty in the CCTV room of that famous 'outer London borough'!! Yes, I am indeed CCTV Marc one of your regular callers (and Facebook 'friend'). I remember you'd ask me what was happening in the 'outer London borough' and I would tell you if there had been any sightings of the infamous 'car shagger', the loon who would have sex with parked cars in the multi-storey car parks! You are sadly missed on the airwaves as there has never been a show like it since. Thanks so much for providing such a wonderful laugh for all those years. Best wishes Marc Caucutt. PS: it was Croydon!!

I have many fond memories of the Crocodile Club at the old Concorde, including great sets by Harry Hill and Tim Vine, as well as buying a dishevelled Malcolm Hardee a drink and hearing him tell me and my mate how he discovered Vic Reeves. I used to come quite regularly with a small and quite boisterous group. We adored those Thursday nights but the best thing about it and the main reason we came was for your brilliant MC-ing and of course the Brighton songs which brought us all together in laughter and recognition of our wonderful town and community. I'll never forget the night I spent sitting with a mate at that intimate little table close to the stage at the left (for you) near the bar when you were merciless in your innuendo! Was it really more than fifteen years ago!? Happy days.

Terry! Don't leave us! Yes it's your natural home, the Dome, but don't be proud - Hove will have you! The Old Market, or the old town hall, surely? Or what about something less usual - I think Brighton Station would be a great venue - in the middle of the night... or the old Municipal Market in Circus Street? Bring your own cushion...

I bet you don't like to be told the songs you ought to write! But even so, I'm going to risk a suggestion: what about The North Laine Shuffle? Have you ever tried to get down Kensington Gardens on a Saturday? Did you know that people actually live there? Yes, I am harbouring a slight grudge about my street never being name-checked in any song... so far....

Hey Terry, what about an outdoor gig then, the first musical at the new stadium perhaps ?
You gotta get the show on somewhere mate.

Come to the De La Warr - Bexhill will welcome you with open arms!!

You have to do another one!! Even if it's advertised as the finale. I came last year for the first time & have been looking forward to taking my parents, who grew up in & around Brighton. Don't let us down!

screw the Dome, there are other venues- Brighton the Musical must live on!!! x

Come to Worthing - or Goring - its not boring!! We would welcome you.

you must do the show in 2011! Forget the dome.....parkings rubbish anyway. Do the Concorde 2!!

hi terry please do a 2011 date really wanna come and see the show must be loads of good places to do it around brighton x

Terry screw the Dome,your not finished yet.....the fat lady wont get a chance to sing,the scrawney little balb bugger hasnt finished yet!!! Remember seeing you at Hove town hall,that was a good venue.Keep on singing Tel,your a one off.

oi baldy, have a signed CD from back in the day, virgin megastores in brighton (1998/99.) I had forgotten all about the show untill my mum mentioned it tonight. we NEED you back on the airwaves.

hold tight. *ding ding*

I hope you are A.O.K Terry?! Googled you up once in while hoping you are back on the radio... ;_)

don't give up performing your show isan annual on our calender -these people obviously are not true Brightonians!! hmmp

Screw the dome you are a pure genuines

Hello my name is Vasilli, and I am chemical engineer in Perm, Russian Federation. I am not worried and neither should you be!

No, I don't remember threatening to punch you in the face, Oliver. Great days, eh?!

Do you remember threatening to punch my face in and telling me to fuck off out of the Crocodile Club circa 1995 for turning up late for a booking?

FUCK OFF BALDY !

Hi Baldy! just to say i grw up in Saltdean & my house didn't have a green roof either! Guess i can claim i am a Dean Deanie too! livin in Patcham now, don't agree that Saltdean is nicer than Patcham, i would put it on a parr, but at least its not Hollingbury!! LOL. see you at the Dome nxt year baldy

Hi Jack

hello all

Terry, thankyou so much for such a great night and for the ice creamii Cant wait to see the next show ii Much love kerri and paul x

Just booked my Dome Tickets!!! Oooiiiiiiii Terry lend us a fiver!

Just booked my tickets for the Dome on the 6.3.10.. Can't wait to see ya Terry!

I have a brighton the musical vhs. if your interested please get in touch. steve.lendrum@ntlworld.com

Forgot to ask if anyone knows where to get the Terry Garoghan Sings Brighton the musical video - I would love a copy and have looked on Ebay loads to no longer even though Terry mentioned it in the show last night. Any ideas would be great.

Fab show as always and what a nice guy Terry is - remembering who people are is an art and having a chat on Facebook was priceless. Cant waot for the last bus to Whitehawk shows in May, will be fab.

Cheers Terry, fantastic show again last night. Looking forward to next year already! But let's be honest, Saltdean is rubbish, isn't it?

Terry,you ve excelled your self,best ever show yet and great to see Kate back again(even if she was showing her vest!!) Roll on 2010 and the Comedia.

Terry-
Thanks for the CD it arrived today- great memories- wish we could be there for your BIG NIGHT tonight!!! All the best from Gloucestershire!!! Will try and be there for the next BTM...
Nat and Mart xxx

I am so looking forward to this!! I've never been to the show before but heard some of the songs and think they are the funniest thing ever!!

brought down south as a baby in the 60's to Lustrells crescent saltdean. at 18 i trained to be a nurse at RSCH. then spent 20 ys covering Kemp Town as a District Nurse. I had 2 dauthters born ast RSCH & then 2 grand daughters Born at RSCH.At aged 45 my marriage went pear shaped, i moved up to lincolnshire to live with a lovely guy who eventually be came my husband. whilst up north i was very unhappy, it was your records that kept me going, when i got so homesick up in Grimsby!,i played yr records again n again to keep me sane! bless u. i put up the White flag in Jan 2008, i am now home in E/sx. workin as a nurse in the Lewes area, my hubby will join me when house sold up north.so looking forward to seeing you on 21st March, with all my family!! got shit seats , but left it a bit late to book!!!!!!! xx

brought down south as a baby in the 60's to Lustrells crescent saltdean. at 18 i trained to be a nurse at RSCH. then spent 20 ys covering Kemp Town as a District Nurse. I had 2 dauthters born ast RSCH & then 2 grand daughters Born at RSCH.At aged 45 my marriage went pear shaped, i moved up to lincolnshire to live with a lovely guy who eventually be came my husband. whilst up north i was very unhappy, it was your records that kept me going, when i got so homesick up in Grimsby!,i played yr records again n again to keep me sane! bless u. i put up the White flag in Jan 2008, i am now home in E/sx. workin as a nurse in the Lewes area, my hubby will join me when house sold up north.so looking forward to seeing you on 21st March, with all my family!! got shit seats , but left it a bit late to book!!!!!!! xx

Can't wait for your show i go evey year. Keep up the good work.

The "other" Terry from BHSGS as it was then!
I have your CD's and see you on You Tube but would love to see the show.
I have been living in Spain for 30 years and do not get over to Brighton as often as I would like. Still see friends from school: Steve Bliss, Keith Mattcks,Aubrey Champ.
Congrats on your success and take care Terry.

Terry,
I have to come to the Dome in 09 and witness the BTM show. I used to live in Brighton a few years back (above the nudest beach -opposite Dukes Mound) and am now a responsible father, but all i have to do is play the 2000 or 2004 cds and instantly i'm smiling again. You must have been pissing yourself when writing the material and to keep a straight face on stage, I salute you.
Many thanks for the entertainment and memory recollections.

Hey Terry.
I listened to 'the last bus' from age 11 til 16.
At that age I was having a hard time at home but your radio programme was the absolute light of my life!!! Thanks for pulling me through a dark time. I miss the show sooooo much.
thank you : ) x

Ha ha, big guy! I'm sure Terry will love that! :D

Hello mate, long time no see, hope you have been ok will catch up soon, lovin your work keep it up big guy.

Hi Terry, as a Brighton boy i listerned to you for years on Southern Fm, also seeing you in party in the park (the only decent part) and all i can say is thank you so much for making the place we live and love an even better and fun place
Im currantly serving in Iraq and your tunes remind me of home, im hoping to buy all your Cd's once im back in September
Richie out....

Terry, going to see you at the komedia and love brighton the musical! You Rock, by the way, I do know where Whitehawk ends and Kemp Town begins......

Terry, you are an inspiration to us all. I have always loved your work, and I wait for that impossible day when we can all listen to you on the radio again...

Still missing 'The Last Bus...'

Andy

I love you Terry !!!

Hey Terry,
10 years ago I used to listen to you every night and without doubt I was laughing everynight. I have recently moved back here to Brighton and dug out my old 'Terry Garroghan Sings Brighton The Musical' CD which rings truer now than ever, despite the changes to the town centre, maybe I am more mature and now get some of your references (im 26), I am skint at the mo bro but I will be there to celebrate 25 years showbiz with ya, aslong as you dont sell out too soon.

Tim

Geronimo! fuck off baldy!
Fuck off baldie

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Hello Terry hows things??

Hi, Terry,

Spent this afternoon watching clips of Brighton The Musical on Youtube.
Been a bit blue of late, but you cheered my little heart out.
Thanks!!!

Hope this gets to you.

xxx

Oh My God! My friend just showed me your Brighton songs on youtube - the best thing I've seen for years! I live in Kemptown, and I was just in stitches! I really hope I one day get the pleasure of seeing you perform live! Keep it up, matey! Great stuff!
Penny xx

i remember listening to you ages ago when i was little,
i didn't get half the jokes but i do remember one obnoxious kid "you vegetarian cannibal"
cracked me right up

And wen ya used to read news articles, made me laff -

Kono Pizza
So what’s this news? Food news- hmmmm.
An Italian company, is come up with the latest in fast food.
A pizza that thinks it’s an ice cream. Hmmm, yum yum yum yum!
So what’s it called? The Kono Pizza. Spelt K-o-n-o pizza
It’s shaped like a Cornetto?...Right, right!
But it’s a load of cheese tomato and fillings, in a cone, shaped, dough?
Right, I’m with that!
That’ll catch on yeah. No it will!
So it’s sort of like a sort of kebab like thing init? Some sort of wrap
There we go.
I’ll have two Kono please? Cause that’s what it’ll be called, two Kono!
Er yeah, chilli and extra cheese.

Poor Dumbo
What’s have we got here?
Erm. elephant gets depressed. Yeah well?
An elephant here, they got to the town. They’re a travelling circus right.
They get to this town in Spain.
And the laws of the land won’t allow animals to participate in public shows
So the animal, the elephant, pardon me, has to be taken away.
And they took it to a police station!
I don’t think they put it behind bars or anything.
And as a result of which, the circus is in town for three weeks.
The elephant has got depressed.
Yeah, got a depression! How the hell do they know that?
Was it, I suppose it just don’t want to go out at night. Won’t answer the phone.
That kind of thing. Smoking more than it normally does!
Gone off it’s food, you know?
What, how they know the elephant got depressed?
So they’re treating it for stress. Separation from the rest of the other animals.
Thought, I’d share that with you brother and sisters.
It was hardly worth it, was it?

Before me get da puntas tellin to to shurrup and am talkin rubbish. And tellin me to lern peoper gramma. Hey, am lzy git and do wap textinit.

Dis is wot me means...

Erm wen ya use to ses Happy Birthdays to da stars, on Juice (PS Me still ave recordin oaf it) -

Boris Becker
Tuesday the 22nd of November, Happy Birthday to Boris Becker, who is 38 today.
I know you're listening Boris. You broom cardboard lover you.
Ya spiked haired tennis boy who we English have taken to our hearts more than any other Germans since the war!
And we've even allow you to appear regularly on something so typically English as 'They Think It's All Over'.
Which is what, of course, Kennnedy Wortson said when he was commentated on England BEATING Germany in the World Cup final 4-2 winning VICTORIOUS!!!...

Ken Dodd
Er Tuesday the 8th of November
Happy birthday today to Ken Dodd, who is seventy eight.
I know ya listening Doddy.
You king of the diddy men, you.
You bucked-teeth, punky haired, tickling stick tickler, funny, mad, fella, knock the ash nutter, you.

Nick Park
Tuesday the 6th of December.
Happy Birthday, to Nick Park, the creator of Wallace and Gromit who is 47 today.
I know you're listening Nicus, you and Wally, and Groms.
Waiting for your toast to arrive and splat you in the face!
And then a machine puts your trouser on your arms.
And there's a knock at the door, and it's a penguin wearing a marigold on it's head.
Or a 25ft rabbit, or a tortoise on a motorbike delivering a piece of Wensleydale cheese, the size of the moon, or...

Tis da 4th time me ses ya Terry, Brighton da Musical.

But as much me luv ya to bits man, and am not being gay ere.

Ya gonna ave to get back on da radio mate if ya wanna me to come to any future shows.

Cause really, it's ya talkin talent me interested not ya singin or seein ya.

Not knockin it, fine singer ya are. And still decent lookin fell for ya age.

But ma respect and fondness of ya is ya genius wen it comes to makin conversion on da radio with da callers.

So do wot ya can on dat. Take care and tell little Jack he got's one hell oaf a dad der?!!

Terry
brilliant show when is the next one, and do you have a dvd out at all

I totally agree! Another brilliant show Terry and with a night like that you can't stop here! I see you gave up on saying " this is my last show". I really think you should get back on the radio though! You were brillaint as radio without you is a load of shit! Stuff Juice unless they offer you a late night show :P All the best mate!

Simon

The man is a Genius and a true show man,shame last nights show had to end......roll on B T M 2009!!

Saw my first Terry show last night and it was a great and entertaining night and Terry is so nice he said sorry for keeping you waiting at the signing and signed all of my cds differently - what a star.

Love the new look site Terry looking forward to the upcoming show and just wondering if you have any plans to convert the old video to dvd at all.

Happy New Year!

Btw, what are the videos going to be of?

Hey guys! Hope ya had a good Christmas and have a happy new year!

Thanks for the comments, guys... any feedback on the new site is welcome - keep coming back for more content as we add and improve things day by day...

Hey Terry! Hope you're doing well. Loving the new site and look forward to see you at your next show!

All the best!

Great that you have a site up and running now love the show travel all the way from sweden just to see it for the last 3 years now.

Loving the new site!
The facebook petition group has over 200 members and is growing all the time! Please come back to evening radio!!
http://brighton.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2522726492

Top Show and great Cd's cant wait for the sing a long shiow in 2008. Top man Terry!!